howard’s end

 With apologies and acknowledgement to James Blunt.

 

 

I can’t just believe that it’s over 

We were chillin’ down on the sofa 

Thinkin’ how the magic goes 

When you loose someone you know 

Did you write that speech yourself 

Just to give the others hell 

 

Does Kevin have a different take 

Does he seem real and you seem fake 

Does everyone get hypnotised 

By his lies 

 

So long Johnny, so long 

When you gave us IR laws 

We all knew your time had come 

Singing 

So long Johnny, so long 

Kevin gained from your experience 

Now he’s here and now you’re gone 

We’d love to see you reach you goal 

Cause we all wish that you’d stayed on 

Life goes on 

 

I’m just so relieved that it’s over 

You were hanging out going nowhere 

Thinking where will the policy go 

When you hand it over to Costello 

Will you miss your morning walks 

And all those diplomatic talks 

 

Does Kevin have a different take 

Does he seem cool and you seem fake 

Does everyone get mesmerised 

By his lies 

 

So long Johnny, so long 

When you stayed eleven years 

We all thought you were the one 

Singing 

So long Johnny, so long 

You had so much more experience 

We miss you now you’re gone 

We are dreadin’ Kevin’s rule 

‘Cause we all wish that you’d stayed on 

Life goes on

 

 

 

                                        

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9 Responses to “howard's end”

  1. 1 mercy

    thats cool doc. give kev a chance.

    then give him hell.

    look forward to your ode when he goes.

  2. 2 segue

    I wonder what ear wax tastes like ?

    After the last election, John Howard loved to go on about how the Australian people had given him a mandate to introduce new IR laws and AWA’s . Apparently, it should have been obvious to all of us what his intentions were, and by voting for him, we were giving tacit agreement. The Australian people have responded with another mandate, obviously this one is as obvious to him as the last was to us.

    The Howard government did a good job with the economy, but with GST and a China led worldwide mineral boom, really, it wasn’t that difficult. Even so, personal debt is at it’s highest level ever, housing affordability is at it’s lowest, interest rates and inflation are on the rise, the strong dollar is killing our exports and tourism, and the lack of spending that leads to $8 Billion dollar surpluses is about to hit home (somehow this will become Labour’s fault over the next few years). BTW, if you draw up a budget, and it’s out by $8 Billion, does that mean you fail economics ?

    Personally, I reckon Howard stuck it out so long so that Costello would not go down in history as a Prime Minister (the secret reason he did this was because Costello was ******** - can you guess ?) .

  3. 3 theshadow

    DONT BLAME SHADOWMASTER WHEN THE UNION RUN LABOR PARTY BRINGS THIS COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES.

    LIKEWISE, WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT RISES BECAUSE EMPLOYERS ARENT ABLE TO RISK EMPLOYING DUD PEOPLE WHO DONT PERFORM, AND COST THEIR SMALL BUSINESS TOO MUCH MONEY.

    STILL LIKEWISE, WHEN THE KYOTO AGREEMENTS STIFLES INDUSTRY, AND WE LOOSE MORE OF OUR ECONOMIC POWER BASE.

    YES, STILL MORE, NO STUFF IT, I AM STILL IN MOURNING, AND I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

    HANG ON, MAXINE McKEWS VICTORY SPEECH. SOUNDED JUST LIKE PAULINE HANSON. LOTS OF TALK BUT NO SUBSTANCE.

    NO, I HAVE FINISHED. HOPE LITTLE KEVVY FINISHES SOON TO.
    then again, he has no one to me too from anymore.

    SHADOWMASTER.

  4. 4 nature

    I hope that all the people who voted labor , remember that when they lose their houses to the 15% interest rates…

    labor are like the blue collar workers they represent , living on credit cards and dreams.

  5. 5 winnierose

    I’m shaking my head Dr Fell !!! kevin Rud, gives me the heeby jeebies.

  6. 6 joolz

    Well that was pretty well done I have to say, regardless of which side you voted on!

  7. 7 segue

    Can we once and for all do away with the MYTH that the Liberals are any better at handling the economy ? Mortgage Interest rates were highest under Labour, only because John Howard CAPPED them at 13.5%, otherwise they would have been closer to 18-20%(the money market rate peaked at 21% under his treasurership - you work it out). Yes, we are heading for a period of increased interest rates and inflation, not because of who runs our 1-2% of the Global economy, but because we are subject to global market forces and the drought and the economic cycle. This will also lead to job losses, not because of IR laws (in most cases, you can’t stop idiots from being idiots and sacking people now in case they can’t later). And if there is a downturn, then yes, there will be a DEFICIT, as there should be ! The government will be pouring funds in to support the economy, not squirreling it away to make themselves look good.

  8. 8 gleneiraratepayer

    winners or loosers keep the bastards honest that is your job when you vote. it looks like we will get some kind of balance in the senate. you would not get the opportunistic excesses last term if the senate would be a house of review as it should be.

  9. 9 winnierose

    And its not even a week Segue and the idiots are sacking already !!! Oh yeah, You can justify it anyway you want.

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